The facts are in, folks: bottled water is generally no healthier than tap water.

Matthew White has cleverly designed a great atlas of the greatest atrocities of the Twentieth Century.

Here’s a nifty Java Gameboy Emulator. Link stolen from Riley, of course.

My little brother, Sam, recently got back from a school trip to Washington, DC. He brought me a great gift.

Red Dew. Red Dawn.

I told Robert to stop selling crack cocaine. Now look what happened. Oh, and Daniel got busted, too.

There’s nothing quite as enchanting as being trapped at work for another hour, listening to a coworker’s dying laptop beep from within a locked cabinet.

Great! For about 66% of your CPU load, you Windows users can have a really trippy psychedelic animated desktop pattern by installing the Drempels Screensaver program.

I sent Robert a link to Playboy’s Breast Test, and an ad popped up for a “Playboy Visor.”

“Hell yeah I wanna buy a Playboy Visor!” says Robert.

“Oh wait. It’s just a hat. Not a Visor.”

So let me get this straight. If I get a tattoo of your logo on my arm, you’ll give me free beer for the rest of my life?